Some nob from Langley Mill thinks he's been caught by a speed camera, so goes home, channels the spirit of Jeremy fucking Clarkson, gets his power saw out, cuts the fucker down and puts it in his back garden. When the coppers do him, it turns out that the camera hadn't even caught him.
Cue loads of whining in the Post from the usual shower of bastards who equate not being allowed to do 80mph past a school with Apartheid. Yawn. Shurrup bleddy moaning and get on the bus, you twats.