Thursday, January 17, 2008

*DMFH* *DMPH*, That's The Sound Of The Police

Another chapter in the storied history of the Nottingham music scene was written by the Post today, who were rather excited to discover the bassist of Hepburn working as a Detective Constable in Notts, which makes a refreshing change from dragging your guitar to The Running Horse or whatever ex-band members in Nottingham do, I suppose.

Naturally, it's only a matter of time before someone from ITV commissions a crime series involving her, the little one from B*Witched, Lolly, and all of Vanilla taking down criminals in Mansfield with GIRL POWER (with Cheryl Baker as the firm-but-fair gaffer, and maybe Billie Piper could come in for the pilot show).

(PS: according to an acquaintance in the biz, his appreciation for Hepburn dimmed somewhat when he attended their launch party in a posh London hotel, pulled back a curtain he shouldn't have while they were onstage, and discovered an all-male band playing the instruments)


Bright Ambassador said...

Obviously somebody from the Post watches Never Mind the Buzzcocks. She was one of last week's mystery guests where it was revealed that she's now 'a trainee officer in the Nottinghamshire police'.

May Contain Notts said...

No-one from May Contain Notts watches NMTB either, evidently. Ooer.