Saturday, December 02, 2006
Another teet'-sucking mouth-breather from Aspley getting an ASBO isn't usually cause for comment, but this one's special. Get a load of that five-county ban - it's like summat Boss Hogg would slap on the Dukes of Hazzard. Of course, if he now wants to see his equally cunty mates or try and run a Special over on a motorbike, the poor lad's gonna have to go to Leeds or Peterborough to do it - and how is he gonna get there? By TWOCing a National Express?