Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The Eleventh Crack Commandment

Thanks to the only decent song on Biggie Smalls' last album, we're all au fait with the ground-rules of drug-dealing, but now, thanks to a couple of eejat bwoy from Basford, we can now add a new dictum to go with 'never getting high on your own supply' and 'don't let crackheads have tick' comes a new rule; Don't end up with your name in the Post because you stabbed someone in the eye who didn't want to buy any drugs off you, like a twat.

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